goodr HADES GONNA HATE Unisex adult Sunglasses NIB

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goodr Unisex adult HADES GONNA HATE Sunglasses
New in the box
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO DISSERTATION
LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Hades gets a bad wrap. Let’s compliment the God of the Dead.
1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!
2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses, it’s so cute.
3. He’s not petty or vain. So he probably won’t like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate*.
*These sunglasses won’t slip or bounce while crossing the river Styx.